Jules has resided amongst the living and undead in new orleans for about 100 years and things are changing, life is happening around him and more importantly, to him. Fat white vampire blues by andrew fox, paperback barnes. You can search through the full text of this book on the web. Early passions included universal horror movies, 1950s giant monster flicks, wwii navy. The conclusion of the tale is a little unsatisfying, and fox plays fast and furious with so many concepts of vampirism both traditional and some his own creations along the way that he leaves many unexplored in. Foxtels online tv guide makes finding tv shows and movie times easier than ever before. His fairly routine unlife of driving a taxi is brought to an end by malice x, a newintown black vampire who threatens jules unless he stops killing black victims.
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